It sounds like Tango and PupperJack would get on well — they’d form a union for the Rightful Ownership of Beds (ROB) and go on strike if we turfed them off too often.

Awww — that’s a good word — catinga — I like Jack’s catinga, actually — it’s faintly biscuity and comforting.

hehe — didn’t we all long to have a secret language when young — I even started to write one for me and friends — but to have a real one must be fab — oh, well, except when realising that it’s no longer secret.