I was told - very young - that the Queen's farts are perfumed. She's the Queen, so I'm not surprised. I still believe it. jus' sayin' - Susan Alison

What was waking me up? I would roll over, shift the blankets, and boom, out would waft a smell that would immediately interrupt my slumber. Not entirely objectionable — I mean, it is coming from me after all, and I do love myself. But not …
My Butt Doesn’t Stink
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May 16, 2021
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I was told - very young - that the Queen's farts are perfumed. She's the Queen, so I'm not surprised. I still believe it. jus' sayin'
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Written by Susan Alison
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Paints pictures & writes stories for a living. Dogs appear in the art, & the humour — a lot! (Dogs have much to say about life.) Can be found at SusanAlison.com
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